{"id":96119,"date":"2026-08-05T12:48:15","date_gmt":"2026-08-05T12:48:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/2026\/08\/05\/edison-ypi-doktor-cubi\/"},"modified":"2026-08-05T12:48:15","modified_gmt":"2026-08-05T12:48:15","slug":"edison-ypi-doktor-cubi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/2026\/08\/05\/edison-ypi-doktor-cubi\/","title":{"rendered":"Edison Ypi: Doktor Cubi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doktor Cubi e b\u00ebn fort mir\u00eb pun\u00ebn e vet.<\/p>\n<p>Por, si\u00e7 kuptohet edhe nga llagapi, me nj\u00eb kusht:<\/p>\n<p>Kurr\u00eb si burr\u00eb shteti, kurr\u00eb si Lider, kurr\u00ebn e kurr\u00ebs si vizionar. Gjithmon\u00eb dhe kurdoher\u00eb vet\u00ebm si Cub.<\/p>\n<p>Si Cub, Sali Kulla \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb gjeni e shkuar gjeniut.<\/p>\n<p>Si Cub, Doktor Kolera nuk ka t\u00eb dyt\u00eb n\u00eb bot\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Si Cub, Sali Hajduti \u00ebsht\u00eb i hatash\u00ebm, i pakrahasuesh\u00ebm, i mrekulluesh\u00ebm, i pavdeksh\u00ebm.<\/p>\n<p>Si Zotni, Doktor Cubi nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb kurr\u00eb i dashur apo i respektuar, nuk i duhet, dhe kurr\u00eb nuk do i duhet askujt, as Dreqit.<\/p>\n<p>Si Zotni, Doktor Cubi \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb nul m\u00eb i vog\u00ebl se i vog\u00ebl, pothuajse i paduksh\u00ebm, m\u00eb i par\u00ebnd\u00ebsish\u00ebm sa nj\u00eb kokrriz\u00eb qurre q\u00eb doli nga hund\u00ebt e nj\u00eb tuberkulari kur u kollit, grimc\u00eb pluhuri, di\u00e7ka infinitesimale, pik\u00eb uji n\u00eb shkret\u00ebtir\u00eb q\u00eb e than Dielli n\u00eb \u00e7ast.<\/p>\n<p>Doktor Cubi, si cub ec\u00ebn, si cub ik\u00ebn, si cub vjen, si cub ha, si cub pi, si cub 10, si cub llap, si cub pyet, si cub p\u00ebrgjigjet, si cub zg\u00ebrdhihet, si cub fle, si cub \u00ebnd\u00ebrron, si cub fiton, dometh\u00ebn\u00eb humb rregullisht.<\/p>\n<p>Doktor Cubi ul\u00ebret q\u00eb larg q\u00eb nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb Zotni, nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb shtetar, nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb vizionar.<\/p>\n<p>Megjithat\u00eb, p\u00ebr supercuba si Doktor Cubi q\u00eb s\u2019l\u00eb gur pa l\u00ebvizur, qindark\u00eb pa vjedhur, tas pa p\u00ebrmbysur, p\u00ebr t\u2019u dukur sadopak Zotni, ka disa raste apo rrethana, kur edhe tok\u00ebn po ta tundi, edhe malin po ta sheshoj\u00eb, mask\u00ebn nuk e mban dot, maska i bie. Kuptohet se me zotnill\u00ebkun nuk takohet kurrkund, Zotni nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb aspak. Ve\u00e7se nj\u00eb cub hajdut, ordiner, i pabes\u00eb dhe i pamoral.<\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb nga k\u00ebto sprova q\u00eb Doktor Cubi s\u2019e kalon dot kurrsesi, nj\u00eb nga k\u00ebto raste kur Doktor Cubit i v\u00ebn\u00eb etiket\u00ebn q\u00eb meriton, t\u00eb cubit t\u00eb pandreqsh\u00ebm nga asnj\u00eb sqepar dhe asnj\u00eb psikiat\u00ebr, \u00ebsht\u00eb:<\/p>\n<p>Sa i k\u00ebndsh\u00ebm, i p\u00eblqyesh\u00ebm, sa i pranuesh\u00ebm p\u00ebr shqiptarin modest \u00ebsht\u00eb Sali Gangsteri n\u00eb nj\u00eb drek\u00eb apo dark\u00eb familjare ku jan\u00eb shtruar t\u00eb gjith\u00eb, q\u00eb nga nipi \u00e7amarrok, mbesa elegante, prind\u00ebrit e lodhur nga pun\u00ebt dhe hallet, e deri te gjyshi me mustaqe?<\/p>\n<p>E v\u00ebrtet\u00eb aksiomatike q\u00eb s\u2019ka nevoj\u00eb p\u00ebr verifikim si, ta zem\u00eb, \u201cZotniu \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb i vlefsh\u00ebm se cubi\u201d, ose pohimi se \u201cShqip\u00ebria \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb e vog\u00ebl se bota\u201d, n\u00eb u kujtoft\u00eb ta ftoj\u00eb dikush p\u00ebr nj\u00eb rast familjar, komunisti kongjenital Doktor Cubi pranon, vjen e nis e mban fjalim sikur p\u00ebrpara nuk ka nj\u00eb familje nga Mallakastra, apo Puka, apo Dibra, por proletariatin bot\u00ebror gati p\u00ebr revolucion, dhe n\u00eb fund k\u00ebrkon ngritje n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb dhe duartrokitje t\u00eb stuhishme.<\/p>\n<p>Cubat dhe cubet jan\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00eb, si zajet e lumit, si pllakat e dyshemes\u00eb, si tullat e murit.<\/p>\n<p>Zonjat dhe Zot\u00ebrinjt\u00eb jan\u00eb secili i ndrysh\u00ebm, si ngjyrat e ylberit, si malet e Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb, si yjet e Qiellit.<\/p>\n<p>Doktor Cubi, si \u00e7do cub, \u00e7do fjal\u00eb e ka rren\u00eb, \u00e7do premtim e shkel me k\u00ebmb\u00eb, \u00e7\u2019i sheh syri ia vjedh dora.<\/p>\n<p>Zot\u00ebriu serioz dhe vizionar, si gjith\u00e7ka e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb bot\u00eb, \u00ebsht\u00eb disi i mjegullt, jo fort i kthjell\u00ebt, jo fort i qart\u00eb, \u00ebsht\u00eb dyshues, dhe kur ndodh q\u00eb b\u00ebhet Lider, punon, ka rendiment, fiton, lavdia e mbulon.<\/p>\n<p>Cubi, aq m\u00eb tep\u00ebr kryecubi Doktor Cubi, s\u2019dyshon aspak, syt\u00eb i ka si lente qelqi, mendjen si tabele shum\u00ebzimi, gjymtyr\u00ebt prej duralumini, vendosm\u00ebrin\u00eb robotike. Ve\u00e7 ndikimit despotik-qesharak mbi minicubat q\u00eb mban rrotull, ul\u00ebret e b\u00ebrtet sa s\u2019plas. Por kot. S\u2019ka asnj\u00eb rendiment. Dhe turpi e mbulon.<\/p>\n<p>Zot\u00ebrinjt\u00eb, lider\u00ebt, shtetar\u00ebt, ata q\u00eb qeverisin me urt\u00ebsi dhe dashuri Shtetin dhe Kombin, jan\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrmbajtur, kan\u00eb vet\u00ebkontroll, kurr\u00eb nuk rrejn\u00eb, kurr\u00eb nuk b\u00ebrtasin bro\u00e7kulla, kurr\u00eb nuk flasin p\u00ebr gj\u00ebra t\u00eb vogla, banale, merren me principe t\u00eb vjetra, morale, shoq\u00ebrore, shtet\u00ebrore.<\/p>\n<p>Doktor Cubi q\u00eb mezi mban n\u00eb vath\u00eb me pare t\u00eb vjedhura nj\u00eb grusht halabak\u00ebsh, s\u2019di gj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr ve\u00e7se: Ky vodhi, ai vrau, ai tjetri u burgos, nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr u burgos, e t\u00eb tjera si k\u00ebto q\u00eb m\u00eb vjen p\u00ebr t\u00eb vjell\u00eb po t\u2019i rendis.<\/p>\n<p>Dallimi mes Zotniut dhe Doktor Cubit \u00ebsht\u00eb kolosal:<\/p>\n<p>Zotniu, sapo nuhat nga larg se dikush nuk e aprovon apo nuk e p\u00eblqen, menj\u00ebher\u00eb largohet, ik\u00ebn, zhduket.<\/p>\n<p>Doktor Cubi, i cili, n\u00eb at\u00eb fillim hipokrit dhe rrenacak u duk se do t\u00eb largohej po t\u00eb humbte besimin dhe respektin e 1 shqiptari t\u00eb vet\u00ebm, nuk largohet as tani kur mbi 1 milion shqiptar\u00eb e duan t\u00eb ngordhur.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doktor Cubi e b\u00ebn fort mir\u00eb pun\u00ebn e vet. Por, si\u00e7 kuptohet edhe nga llagapi, me nj\u00eb kusht: Kurr\u00eb si burr\u00eb shteti, kurr\u00eb si Lider, kurr\u00ebn e kurr\u00ebs si vizionar. Gjithmon\u00eb dhe kurdoher\u00eb vet\u00ebm si Cub. Si Cub, Sali Kulla \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb gjeni e shkuar gjeniut. Si Cub, Doktor Kolera nuk ka t\u00eb dyt\u00eb n\u00eb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}