{"id":95372,"date":"2026-07-27T09:48:21","date_gmt":"2026-07-27T09:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/2026\/07\/27\/aty-ku-u-helmuan-izraelitet\/"},"modified":"2026-07-27T09:48:21","modified_gmt":"2026-07-27T09:48:21","slug":"aty-ku-u-helmuan-izraelitet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/2026\/07\/27\/aty-ku-u-helmuan-izraelitet\/","title":{"rendered":"Aty ku u helmuan izraelit\u00ebt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>Nga Ylli Manjani\/<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hotel Priam ishte plot k\u00ebt\u00eb fundjav\u00eb. E kuptueshme. Pas gjith\u00eb zhurm\u00ebs mediatike, kur hyn brenda pret t\u00eb shoh\u00ebsh t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn nj\u00eb tub azoti n\u00eb cep, ndonj\u00eb valvul t\u00eb dyshimt\u00eb ose ndonj\u00eb drejtor gjerman me \u00e7el\u00ebs anglez n\u00eb dor\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00ebr fatin ton\u00eb, \u201cdrejtori gjerman\u201dq\u00eb, sipas legjend\u00ebs urbane, pask\u00ebsh komanduar rubinetat e azotit, u sigurua q\u00eb nuk ishim \u00e7ifut\u00eb dhe nuk na hapi asnj\u00eb rubinet. Madje, sa k\u00ebrkuam n\u00ebp\u00ebr hotel, nuk gjet\u00ebm as gjerman, as rubinete azoti, e aq m\u00eb pak ndonj\u00eb specialist t\u00eb ardhur nga Dakau.<\/p>\n<p>Parashikimi i motit p\u00ebr Vlor\u00ebn ishte pesimist. Thuhej stuhi. Shkuam me iden\u00eb se do na priste apokalipsi. Nuk pam\u00eb asnj\u00eb stuhi. Deti ishte pak i trazuar, por m\u00eb shum\u00eb dukej sikur po debatonte me veten p\u00ebr \u201cBes\u00ebn\u201d e Ram\u00ebs. Kishte ca dallg\u00eb q\u00eb ngjanin si mbledhje grupi t\u00eb Partis\u00eb Socialiste me Bra\u00e7en: pak zhurm\u00eb, pak kund\u00ebrshti dhe n\u00eb fund secila dallg\u00eb merrte rrug\u00ebn e vet.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00ebrndryshe, koha ishte e mrekullueshme.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb hotel na prit\u00ebn aq ngroht\u00eb, sa p\u00ebr nj\u00eb \u00e7ast menduam se ndoshta kjo ishte strategjia e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb e helmimit. Jo me azot, por me mikpritje. Aq shum\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshje, aq shum\u00eb kujdes, sa t\u00eb lindte dyshimi: \u201cMos vall\u00eb k\u00ebshtu fillon helmimi?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Duke k\u00ebrkuar p\u00ebr tubat e azotit, p\u00ebrfunduam n\u00eb nj\u00eb tarrac\u00eb spektakolare. Aty nuk gjet\u00ebm as tuba, as bombola. Gjet\u00ebm vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb nga ato pamje q\u00eb t\u00eb l\u00ebn\u00eb pa fjal\u00eb: per\u00ebndimin e diellit mbi det, Sazanin p\u00ebrball\u00eb, ose, si\u00e7 e quajn\u00eb tani me humor n\u00eb Blor\u00eb, \u201cme pamje nga Trumpi\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>E aty, po, u mbyt\u00ebm edhe ne.<\/p>\n<p>Jo nga azoti; por nga bukuria.<\/p>\n<p>Per\u00ebndimin e diellit e kemi par\u00eb mij\u00ebra her\u00eb, por ai per\u00ebndim kishte di\u00e7ka tjet\u00ebr. T\u00eb helmonte me qet\u00ebsi, me drit\u00eb, me ngjyra q\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebnin t\u00eb harroje gjith\u00eb budallall\u00ebqet q\u00eb kishim d\u00ebgjuar gjat\u00eb jav\u00ebs.<\/p>\n<p>Pastaj, si \u00e7do kur\u00eb e mir\u00eb kund\u00ebr helmimit, u ul\u00ebm, pim\u00eb, qesh\u00ebm, k\u00ebnduam deri n\u00eb mesnat\u00eb dhe e nxor\u00ebm \u201chelmin\u201d me gota t\u00eb ngritura e humor t\u00eb mir\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Prandaj, n\u00ebse keni mund\u00ebsi, shkoni e \u201chelmohuni\u201d edhe ju n\u00eb at\u00eb vend t\u00eb mrekulluesh\u00ebm, n\u00eb Hotel Priam, n\u00eb Esbjergun e mrekulluesh\u00ebm apo n\u00eb cilindo prej hoteleve t\u00eb asaj zone.<\/p>\n<p>Ju garantoj se drejtuesit atje do t\u2019ju infektojn\u00eb vet\u00ebm me mikpritje, bujari dhe me nj\u00eb pamje q\u00eb nuk ta jep asnj\u00eb tub azoti n\u00eb bot\u00eb.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Ylli Manjani\/ Hotel Priam ishte plot k\u00ebt\u00eb fundjav\u00eb. E kuptueshme. Pas gjith\u00eb zhurm\u00ebs mediatike, kur hyn brenda pret t\u00eb shoh\u00ebsh t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn nj\u00eb tub azoti n\u00eb cep, ndonj\u00eb valvul t\u00eb dyshimt\u00eb ose ndonj\u00eb drejtor gjerman me \u00e7el\u00ebs anglez n\u00eb dor\u00eb. P\u00ebr fatin ton\u00eb, \u201cdrejtori gjerman\u201dq\u00eb, sipas legjend\u00ebs urbane, pask\u00ebsh komanduar rubinetat e azotit, u [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}