Nga Ylli Manjani<\/p>\n
Besoj e dini at\u00eb barcalet\u00ebn e vjet\u00ebr: arusha i sillte mjalt\u00eb \u00e7do dit\u00eb bariut q\u00eb e kishte \u201cpalluar\u201d nj\u00eb her\u00eb. Nj\u00eb histori popullore q\u00eb shpjegon, me logjik\u00ebn e humorit shqiptar, pse disa lidhje l\u00ebn\u00eb gjurm\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb forta se vet\u00eb martesa.<\/p>\n
Kur d\u00ebgjova p\u00ebr her\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00eb emrin \u201cAruba\u201d, mendova se ishte ndonj\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb moderne p\u00ebr t\u2019iu referuar arush\u00ebs. Si puna e atyre fjal\u00ebve q\u00eb i zbukurojm\u00eb pak p\u00ebr t\u2019u dukur m\u00eb nd\u00ebrkomb\u00ebtar\u00eb. Por jo. Aruba qenka nj\u00eb ishull i vog\u00ebl n\u00eb Karaibe, me plazhe t\u00eb bardha, det kristal dhe palma. E megjithat\u00eb, ka arritur t\u00eb z\u00ebr\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb vend n\u00eb lajmet shqiptare sesa gjysma e qyteteve t\u00eb Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Madje ka t\u00ebrhequr edhe v\u00ebmendjen e SPAK-ut.<\/p>\n
Dhe k\u00ebtu fillon humori i pavullnetsh\u00ebm. Se drejt\u00ebsia jon\u00eb e re nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb komb\u00ebtare. \u00cbsht\u00eb globale. SPAK-u po sillet si nj\u00eb lloj prokurorie penale e OKB-s\u00eb. Nuk ka cep t\u00eb bot\u00ebs ku nuk mund t\u00eb mb\u00ebrrij\u00eb nj\u00eb dyshim shqiptar.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb rit\u00ebm, Kodi Penal duhet ribotuar me hart\u00ebn e globit n\u00eb fund. \u201cRepublika e Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb ushtron juridiksion mbi \u00e7do shqiptar, kudo q\u00eb t\u00eb haj\u00eb drek\u00eb, dark\u00eb apo t\u00eb pij\u00eb Mojito.\u201d GJKKO do ti z\u00ebr\u00eb vendin Gjykat\u00ebs s\u00eb Hag\u00ebs. K\u00ebt\u00eb t\u00eb fundit do ta mbyll\u00eb Trumpi, k\u00ebshtu q\u00eb se lem\u00eb vendin bosh\u2026<\/p>\n
Nejse, tani del se n\u00eb Aruba \u00ebsht\u00eb ngr\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb dark\u00eb dhe aty qenk\u00ebsh marr\u00eb ndonj\u00eb vendim. Mir\u00eb, po sa darka hahen \u00e7do nat\u00eb n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb? Sa tavolina ka plot me njer\u00ebz q\u00eb vendosin p\u00ebr politik\u00eb, biznes, media, tendera, zgjedhje, aleanca e armiq\u00ebsi? Apo vendimet vlejn\u00eb vet\u00ebm kur shoq\u00ebrohen me pamje nga Karaibet? Se po t\u2019i b\u00ebsh n\u00eb Sauk apo n\u00eb Lund\u00ebr nuk kan\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn pesh\u00eb juridike.<\/p>\n
Pastaj, me k\u00ebt\u00eb standard, duhet t\u00eb kesh kujdes edhe si turist, se ja si vjen puna G\u00eblltit nj\u00eb lug\u00eb \u00e7orb\u00eb t\u00eb prishur\u2026 dometh\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb gll\u00ebnjk\u00eb Mojito n\u00eb Aruba\u2026 dhe e vjell gjith\u00eb jet\u00ebn n\u00eb dosje.<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb koktej i pir\u00eb n\u00eb Karaibe paska efekt juridik m\u00eb t\u00eb gjat\u00eb se antibiotik\u00ebt.<\/p>\n
Po m\u00eb shum\u00eb se Aruba, mua m\u00eb shqet\u00ebson SPAK-u.<\/p>\n
Imagjinojeni tani konfliktin e madh brenda institucionit.<\/p>\n
Kush do shkoj\u00eb me sh\u00ebrbim n\u00eb Aruba?<\/p>\n
OPGJ-t\u00eb e BKH dhe prokuror\u00ebt e SPaK duke u kapur p\u00ebr flok\u00ebsh:<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u201cJo, k\u00ebt\u00eb dosje e ndjek un\u00eb!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u201cJo, kam eksperienc\u00eb me klim\u00ebn tropikale!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u201cPo un\u00eb kam specializim p\u00ebr hetime n\u00eb plazh!\u201d<\/p>\n
N\u00eb fund do hidhet shorti.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb fakt, me k\u00ebt\u00eb rit\u00ebm, SPAK-ut do t\u2019i duhet nj\u00eb organik\u00eb e re.<\/p>\n
Shef i sektorit p\u00ebr Karaibet dhe Amerik\u00ebn Qendrore.
\nSpecialist p\u00ebr ishujt tropikal\u00eb.
\nEkspert p\u00ebr provat e mbledhura pran\u00eb pishinave \u201call inclusive\u201d.
\nOficer p\u00ebr verifikimin e Mojito-s si prov\u00eb materiale.
\nShpenzimet e udh\u00ebtimeve nuk do t\u2019i ken\u00eb m\u00eb si institucion drejt\u00ebsie, por si agjenci turistike.<\/p>\n
\u201cPaketa hetimore 7 net\u00eb, 8 dit\u00eb. Fluturimi, hoteli, m\u00ebngjesi dhe administrimi i provave p\u00ebrfshihen n\u00eb \u00e7mim.\u201d<\/p>\n
Po t\u00eb isha pjes\u00eb e tyre do aplikoja vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr sektorin e Indonezis\u00eb dhe Bora Bora.<\/p>\n
Jam gati t\u00eb sakrifikoj veten p\u00ebr shtetin. Me profesionaliz\u00ebm t\u00eb lart\u00eb, natyrisht.<\/p>\n
N\u00eb fund t\u00eb fundit, dikush duhet ta mbroj\u00eb ligjin edhe n\u00eb plazhet m\u00eb t\u00eb bukura t\u00eb bot\u00ebs. Pse vet\u00ebm Zv\u00ebrnecin do mbrojm\u00eb ne nga Aruba?! Jo ore, mbrojm\u00eb edhe Arub\u00ebn nga Aurba dhe arusha\u2026<\/p>\n
Sepse Aruba mund t\u00eb duket ekzotike, nd\u00ebrsa arusha vet\u00ebm pak njer\u00ebzve mund t\u2019u duket erotike.<\/p>\n
E megjithat\u00eb, nj\u00eb gj\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb e sigurt: n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri mjafton t\u00eb p\u00ebrmendet nj\u00eb ishull n\u00eb Karaibe dhe ne harrojm\u00eb q\u00eb kemi nj\u00eb vend plot me arinj, arusha, dreka, darka dhe thashetheme. Vet\u00ebm se ato nuk kan\u00eb r\u00ebr\u00eb t\u00eb bardh\u00eb, prandaj nuk duken aq interesante.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nga Ylli Manjani Besoj e dini at\u00eb barcalet\u00ebn e vjet\u00ebr: arusha i sillte mjalt\u00eb \u00e7do dit\u00eb bariut q\u00eb e kishte \u201cpalluar\u201d nj\u00eb her\u00eb. Nj\u00eb histori popullore q\u00eb shpjegon, me logjik\u00ebn e humorit shqiptar, pse disa lidhje l\u00ebn\u00eb gjurm\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb forta se vet\u00eb martesa. Kur d\u00ebgjova p\u00ebr her\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00eb emrin \u201cAruba\u201d, mendova se ishte […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-94873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=94873"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/94873\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=94873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=94873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=94873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}