Kandidati p\u00ebr Kryetar i Bashkis\u00eb s\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs p\u00ebr Partin\u00eb Demokratike nuk do jet\u00eb nj\u00eb \u00e7apk\u00ebn shtatlart\u00eb ka\u00e7urrel, syzi, vetulltrash\u00eb, ballgj\u00ebr\u00eb. E di partia si do jet\u00eb. Po e p\u00ebrgatit me duart e veta.<\/p>\n
Komisioni ngritur enkas p\u00ebr konstruktimin e kandidatit, vendosi q\u00eb koka e tij t\u00eb mos jet\u00eb prej mishi, prej kockash, apo prej delli, por vet\u00ebm prej druri.<\/p>\n
Gropat e syve, brimat e vesh\u00ebve, flegrat e hund\u00ebs, rrudhat e ballit, do gdhenden n\u00eb at\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb q\u00eb pamja e surratit t\u00eb kryetarit t\u00eb jet\u00eb di\u00e7ka mes fe\u00e7k\u00ebs s\u00eb derrit, vesh\u00ebve t\u00eb dhelpr\u00ebs, turirit t\u00eb majmunit. Kjo, p\u00ebr t\u2019i dh\u00ebn\u00eb mund\u00ebsi kryetarit t\u00eb supozuar t\u00eb p\u00ebrdori nj\u00ebr\u00ebn apo tjetr\u00ebn \u00e7ehere sipas rastit, sidomos kur ta shtyjn\u00eb ose p\u00ebshtyjn\u00eb, t\u00eb mos skuqet as zverdhet, t\u00eb mos i b\u00ebj\u00eb asnj\u00eb p\u00ebrshtypje.<\/p>\n
Truri i kandidatit do punoj\u00eb me bateri korenti i t\u00eb cilave do sillet nga Hidrocentrali Drita e Partis\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Baterit\u00eb si ato q\u00eb ushqenim kano\u00e7et televizive, do i futen brenda kok\u00ebs n\u00eb nj\u00eb zgav\u00ebr me kapak rr\u00ebz\u00eb veshit, prapa qaf\u00ebs.<\/p>\n
Nd\u00ebrtimi dhe montimi i kafazit t\u00eb gjoksit do u besohet kokboshave t\u00eb Rrugic\u00ebs s\u00eb Shpres\u00ebs. Ata do sjellin nga Kombinati \u00c7eliku i Partis\u00eb shufrat dhe bulonat e duhur p\u00ebr kompozimin e kraharorit t\u00eb hekurt t\u00eb kryetarit, aq solid sa edhe ta hedh\u00ebsh nga Shkalla e Tujanit t\u00eb mos i thyhet asnj\u00eb brinj\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Trushp\u00eblar\u00ebt e Foltoreve do e b\u00ebjn\u00eb nat\u00ebn dit\u00eb mbi skicat e relievit t\u00eb buz\u00ebve sa m\u00eb t\u00eb trasha, skalitjes s\u00eb dh\u00ebmb\u00ebve sa m\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00ebdhenj dhe sa m\u00eb t\u00eb bardh\u00eb, dhe natyrisht gjuh\u00ebs si vaporr me an\u00eb t\u00eb cil\u00ebve, p\u00ebr tu ushqyer sa m\u00eb sh\u00ebndetsh\u00ebm, kandidati n\u00eb fjal\u00eb do mund t\u00eb shqyej \u00e7\u2019ti z\u00ebn\u00eb dh\u00ebmb\u00ebt. Nga tavat dhe mishrat e pjekur, deri te gomat e makinave.<\/p>\n
\u00c7unat e oficerave t\u00eb Sigurimit do mbikqyrin pun\u00ebn p\u00ebr zgjedhjen e variantit m\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrshtatsh\u00ebm t\u00eb goj\u00ebs si kuti rezonuese sa nj\u00eb daulle ose violin\u00e7el. P\u00ebrmasat dhe gjeometria e posa\u00e7me do b\u00ebjn\u00eb t\u00eb mundur funksionimin e asaj goje si altoparlant. Aq i fuqish\u00ebm, sa rrenat q\u00eb do shqiptoj\u00eb kandidati para kamerave dhe turmave, do futen n\u00eb vesh\u00ebt e mitingash\u00ebve si plumba q\u00eb plasin brenda kok\u00ebs s\u00eb tyre duke ua hedhur n\u00eb er\u00eb pjes\u00ebn e mbetur t\u00eb trurit nga betejat fitimtare t\u00eb hajdutll\u00ebkut demokratik.<\/p>\n
Nj\u00eb tjetri komision me kat\u00ebr ose pes\u00eb hajdut\u00eb nga m\u00eb t\u00eb thekurit q\u00eb edhe kan\u00eb vila dhe biznese abuzive edhe b\u00ebjn\u00eb si fukarenj, do u besohet operacioni m\u00eb delikat. Ngritja te Shkolla e Qenve ose n\u00eb Paskuqan e nj\u00eb impianti selektuas i zajeve q\u00eb sjell Lumi i Tiran\u00ebs nga Mali me Gropa, me q\u00ebllimin q\u00eb, nd\u00ebr gur\u00ebt e rrokullisur t\u00eb zgjidhet 1 zall i vet\u00ebm sa grushti, ai m\u00eb i ftohti, m\u00eb i pashpirti, m\u00eb i pam\u00ebshirshmi, q\u00eb do i vendoset n\u00eb vend t\u00eb zemr\u00ebs kandidatit t\u00eb ardhsh\u00ebm. N\u00ebse zalli i ftoht\u00eb dhe i l\u00ebmuar nuk rezulton zgjidhja e duhur, zemra e kandidatit mund t\u00eb jet\u00eb edhe nj\u00eb cop\u00eb balt\u00eb Myzeqeje, bajg\u00eb lope, apo kak\u00eb kalamani. P\u00ebr ta vendosur, t\u00eb hidhet n\u00eb short cila lloj zemre i p\u00ebrshtatet m\u00eb tep\u00ebr kandidatit: zem\u00ebrgur, zem\u00ebrbalt\u00eb, zem\u00ebrbajg\u00eb, apo zem\u00ebrkak\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Q\u00eb kandidati p\u00ebr kryetar t\u00eb mos lodhet kurr\u00eb, gjymtyr\u00ebt, k\u00ebmb\u00ebt, duart, artikulacionet, ky\u00e7et, muskujt, do realizohen nga hekurishta, kavo, llamarina, boshte, gryka artilerie, q\u00eb do merren nga magazinat e skrapit anek\u00ebnd Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Kolektivi punonj\u00ebs i Uzin\u00ebs s\u00eb Traktorave, atyre q\u00eb me forcat e veta dhe me pjes\u00eb kineze arrit\u00ebn t\u00eb kompozojn\u00eb 1 traktor, i cili, pasi udh\u00ebtoi gjithsej 40 metra dit\u00ebn e inaugurimit, u p\u00ebshtoll i t\u00ebri me sht\u00ebllunga tymi, do japi kontributin e vet duke projektuar dhe nd\u00ebrtuar nj\u00eb pal\u00eb patina me rrota q\u00eb Kryetari i ardhsh\u00ebm i hapsave t\u00eb kasht\u00ebs kurr\u00eb t\u00eb mos eci, por vet\u00ebm t\u00eb rr\u00ebshqasi.<\/p>\n
Problemi i organeve t\u00eb riprodhimit t\u00eb kandidatit fitimtar hipotetik \u00ebsht\u00eb pak i v\u00ebshtir\u00eb, por jo i pamundur.<\/p>\n
P\u00ebr shum\u00ebzimin e rrac\u00ebs s\u00eb hajnave dhe rrenacak\u00ebve, ato sferiket e mender kryetarit t\u00eb cilat dashit i l\u00ebkunden por nuk i bien, do mbushen me nj\u00eb eksploziv q\u00eb shp\u00ebrthen dhe ngjizet vet\u00ebm brenda mitrave t\u00eb budallenjve.<\/p>\n
Vet\u00eb organi riprodhues do jet\u00eb pakashum\u00eb si nj\u00eb predh\u00eb kryep\u00ebrpjet\u00eb topi kund\u00ebrajror 32 milimetra me barut, g\u00ebzhoj\u00eb, kapsoll\u00eb, dylbi, ADZKA, stacion radiolokativ.<\/p>\n
St\u00ebrvitja p\u00ebr qitje drejt mitrave t\u00eb armikut p\u00ebr ta mbarsur me hajvanll\u00ebk ekstrem, do b\u00ebhet n\u00eb Pish Poro n\u00eb p\u00ebrputhje t\u00eb plot\u00eb me p\u00ebrvojat e pasura ruso kineze q\u00eb nostalgjik\u00ebt trushkukur i p\u00ebrs\u00ebrisin pafund n\u00ebp\u00ebr studio televizive.<\/p>\n
G\u00ebzhojat bosh mbetur nga qitjet n\u00eb er\u00eb t\u00eb kandidatit p\u00ebr kryetar do m\u00eb kujtojn\u00eb koh\u00ebn e ushtris\u00eb. Kur oficerat m\u00eb sillnin nga ato g\u00ebzhoja tua b\u00ebja mullinj kafeje n\u00eb torno. Pastaj, kur shihja mullinjt\u00eb e kafes q\u00eb m\u00eb kujtonin mullinjt\u00eb e er\u00ebs s\u00eb Don Kishotit, k\u00ebnaqesha tue u qesh\u00eb me shakat\u00eb e Zotit, i cili, pa t\u00eb pyetur aspak, t\u00eb lind e t\u00eb vdes n\u00eb vendin e shjtanbudallenjve rrenacak\u00eb dhe hajdut\u00eb ku \u00e7do gj\u00eb e di Partia.<\/p>\n
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