{"id":19915,"date":"2025-05-09T09:05:17","date_gmt":"2025-05-09T09:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/2025\/05\/09\/here-me-behet-si-dele-here-si-qen-fallxhorja-nxjerr-ilir-meten-nga-burgu-monika-ka-vite-qe-shkon-neper-magjistare\/"},"modified":"2025-05-09T09:05:17","modified_gmt":"2025-05-09T09:05:17","slug":"here-me-behet-si-dele-here-si-qen-fallxhorja-nxjerr-ilir-meten-nga-burgu-monika-ka-vite-qe-shkon-neper-magjistare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/2025\/05\/09\/here-me-behet-si-dele-here-si-qen-fallxhorja-nxjerr-ilir-meten-nga-burgu-monika-ka-vite-qe-shkon-neper-magjistare\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cHer\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebhet si dele, her\u00eb si qen\u201d \u2013 Fallxhorja \u2018nxjerr\u2019 Ilir Met\u00ebn nga burgu: Monika ka vite q\u00eb shkon n\u00ebp\u00ebr magjistare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u00ebr parashikimin e votave t\u00eb 11 majit, emisioni \u201cStop\u201d ndaloi edhe te nj\u00eb grua n\u00eb Bulevardin e ri. Asaj i thuhet q\u00eb po punojm\u00eb p\u00ebr Partin\u00eb e Liris\u00eb dhe k\u00ebshillat p\u00ebr ca kokrra sheqer t\u00eb k\u00ebnduara, do t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb mrekulli.<\/p>\n<p>Qytetarja: Jam duke u marr\u00eb me\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Fallxhorja 3: K\u00ebto t\u00eb rejat?<\/p>\n<p>Qytetarja: Me k\u00ebto t\u00eb rejat!<\/p>\n<p>Fallxhorja 3: Me k\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>Qytetarja: Me LSI q\u00eb ka ndryshuar.<\/p>\n<p>Fallxhorja 3: Ajo e LSI-s\u00eb, e kam pasur para 4-vjet\u00ebve. D\u00ebgjo k\u00ebtu! E di un\u00eb se i kam shoqet e mia. Kam kryetare bashkie, kam t\u00eb gjitha k\u00ebto t\u00eb PS-s\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Qytetarja: A vijn\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>Fallxhorja 3: Po mi!<\/p>\n<p>Qytetarja: Tani, neve na duhen vota q\u00eb t\u00eb nxjerrim Ilir Met\u00ebn, sepse vet\u00ebm n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb kemi mund\u00ebsi t\u00eb fitojm\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Fallxhorja 3: Tani me at\u00eb Tedin je?<\/p>\n<p>Qytetarja: H\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>Fallxhorja 3: Tedi Blushi.<\/p>\n<p>Qytetarja: Po! Tani \u00e7a t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb ndonj\u00eb gj\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>Fallxhorja 3: Mos e \u00e7aj tr**in p\u00ebr asnj\u00eb gj\u00eb (Fillon e lutet). Shihe tani, si ma ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb njeri t\u00eb partis\u00eb! Ma ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb si tip kafshe, i lyer me boj\u00eb. Katran i zi. (Lutet prap\u00eb) Mbledhim vota kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb me LSI-n\u00eb, Partia e Liris\u00eb. M\u00eb del prap\u00eb nj\u00eb njeri. Nj\u00ebher\u00eb b\u00ebhet si dele, nj\u00ebher\u00eb b\u00ebhet si qen, o me fytyra. Un\u00eb do t\u00eb lutem. Un\u00eb do b\u00ebj t\u00eb pamundur\u00ebn. Dometh\u00ebn\u00eb m\u00eb jep nj\u00eb fem\u00ebr. Kush mund t\u00eb jet\u00eb kjo? Monika? M\u00eb jep nj\u00eb penxhere shum\u00eb t\u00eb vog\u00ebl. Kjo Monika, un\u00eb e di, shkon gjithandej n\u00ebp\u00ebr fallxhore n\u00ebp\u00ebr, q\u00eb shohin\u2026 Un\u00eb e di, yyy sa ka q\u00eb merret Monika me ato gj\u00ebra. Kur t\u00eb jesh me at\u00eb, me k\u00ebto t\u00eb partis\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Qytetarja: Po!<\/p>\n<p>Fallxhorja 3: Dy kokrra haji, (sheqer) ta kesh n\u00eb xhep, jo n\u00eb kaush, jo t\u00eb b\u00ebsh p\u00ebr-p\u00ebr..!<\/p>\n<p>Qytetarja: Po!<\/p>\n<p>Fallxhorja 3: Dy kokrra haji!<\/p>\n<p>Qytetarja: Okej!<\/p>\n<p>Fallxhorja 3: Pa t\u00eb par\u00eb njeri\u2026!<\/p>\n<p>Qytetarja: Po! Po! E di!<\/p>\n<p>Fallxhorja 3: Pa r\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb sy! Dy kokrra para atyne, Zoti jua ngushtoft\u00eb me mu! Flori ta b\u00ebft\u00eb Zoti! Kudo, q\u00eb t\u00eb shkosh t\u00eb flas\u00ebsh!<\/p>\n<p>Qytetarja: Po!<\/p>\n<p>Fallxhorja 3: Dometh\u00ebn\u00eb ha edhe hidh nj\u00eb  \u00e7ik\u00eb kshu\u2026!<\/p>\n<p>The post <a href=\"https:\/\/lexo.al\/2025\/05\/here-me-behet-si-dele-here-si-qen-fallxhorja-nxjerr-ilir-meten-nga-burgu-monika-ka-vite-qe-shkon-neper-magjistare\/\">\u201cHer\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebhet si dele, her\u00eb si qen\u201d \u2013 Fallxhorja \u2018nxjerr\u2019 Ilir Met\u00ebn nga burgu: Monika ka vite q\u00eb shkon n\u00ebp\u00ebr magjistare<\/a> appeared first on <a href=\"https:\/\/lexo.al\/\">www.lexo.al<\/a>.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u00ebr parashikimin e votave t\u00eb 11 majit, emisioni \u201cStop\u201d ndaloi edhe te nj\u00eb grua n\u00eb Bulevardin e ri. Asaj i thuhet q\u00eb po punojm\u00eb p\u00ebr Partin\u00eb e Liris\u00eb dhe k\u00ebshillat p\u00ebr ca kokrra sheqer t\u00eb k\u00ebnduara, do t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb mrekulli. Qytetarja: Jam duke u marr\u00eb me\u2026 Fallxhorja 3: K\u00ebto t\u00eb rejat? Qytetarja: Me k\u00ebto t\u00eb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19915\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zennihost.com\/test\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}